David Brian Alley

David Brian Alley

  • Born: 1965-9-6
  • Height: 5' 11" (1.8 m)
  • Extended Reading

    The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things quotes

    • Older Jeremiah: [imitating Sarah while wearing her baby doll nightie] You're so beautiful, baby doll. Thank ya, honey. Daddy's sexy girl. How's my baby doll's honey pot? I know you'll love me, Jackson.

      Jackson: What in the hell are you doing? Jesus Christ Jeremiah, what's gotten into you? Did your mother put you up to this? Is she home early? Sarah!

      Older Jeremiah: It's me, Daddy. I'm your baby girl.

      Jackson: You do look like your mother a little bit back in the day.

      Older Jeremiah: [puts his thumb in his mouth seductively]

      Jackson: Get your thumb out of your mouth! You know you ain't supposed to do that.

      Older Jeremiah: [turns around and wiggles his butt in Jackson's face]

      Jackson: There's something wrong with you, boy.

      Older Jeremiah: [jumps in Jackson's lap]

      Jackson: Lord, help me!

      Older Jeremiah: Ain't your little girl perty?

      Jackson: [offers Jeremiah his beer] You want some of this?

      Older Jeremiah: Mmm hmm.

      [drinks his beer and sighs heavily in Jackson's face]

      Jackson: [takes the beer away] That's enough.

      Older Jeremiah: Play with me. Please Daddy? Play with me.

    • Older Jeremiah: Fucking crystal!