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Oswald Deuce: How fast does a woman decompose?
Oliver Deuce: Six months, maybe a year? Depends on the conditions.
Oswald Deuce: Does being pregnant make any difference?
Oliver Deuce: No.
Oswald Deuce: And the baby?
Oliver Deuce: How far gone was she?
Oswald Deuce: Perhaps ten weeks.
Oliver Deuce: Then you'd never know.
Oswald Deuce: [long pause] I cannot stand the idea of her rotting away.
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Oswald Deuce: What is the first thing that happens?
Oliver Deuce: The first thing that happens is bacteria set to work in the intestine.
Oswald Deuce: What sort of bacteria?
Oliver Deuce: [matter-of-factly] Bicosis populi. There are supposed to be 130,000 bicoses in each lick of a human tongue; 250,000 in a french kiss. First exchanged at the very beginning of creation when Adam kissed Eve.
Oswald Deuce: Suppose Eve kissed Adam.
Oliver Deuce: Unlikely. She used her first 100,000 on the apple.
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Oliver Deuce: Pregnant women are notoriously unreliable. Especially when they're trying to procure an abortion.
David Attenborough
David Attenborough (David Attenborough, full name David Frederick Attenborough, also translated as David Attenborough, David Edin Paulo, David Attenberg, and Taiwan translated as David Ardenborough) is considered to be The person who has traveled the longest distance has been working with the production team of British Broadcasting Corporation for many years to explore all the known ecological environment on the earth. He is not only an outstanding natural naturalist, but also a brave and fearless explorer and traveler. , Hailed by the world as "the father of the world's nature documentary."
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