Dave Shalansky

Dave Shalansky

  • Born: 1973-10-28
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  • Extended Reading

    According to Greta quotes

    • Julie: You know, you can't control every damn thing that happens in your life.

    • Greta: She must have been pretty.

      Julie: Who?

      Greta: R.S.

      Julie: R.S. was a he.

      [awkward silence, then Julie laughs]

      Julie: No, not like that. He was a good friend of mine.

      Greta: Does he have your initials tattooed on his wrist?

      Julie: No.

      Greta: Why not?

      Julie: 'Cause I'm not dead.