Dave Rosenberg

Dave Rosenberg

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    Maid in Manhattan quotes

    • Marisa: Hey, look at me.

      Ty: What?

      Marisa: You got something on your face there.

      Ty: Where?

      Marisa: Ooh, right there!

      [Marisa starts kissing his cheeks]

      Ty: Ma! Mom! Mom, no! Stop!

      Marisa: There it is. I got it.

    • Marisa: Anything good on?

      Keef Townsend: [changes channel on the surveillance monitor showing a naked man outside his hotel room] He opened the door for the paper. The wife just pushed him out.

      Marisa: Ooh, that nasty butt first thing in the morning, I'd kick him out too.

      [Keef laughs]

      Marisa: Oh, my God. Wait a minute. He's one of mine, the lactose intolerant.

      Keef Townsend: I like how you name the people. What do you call me behind my back, I wonder?