D'Army Bailey

Newsvendor: Well, hello, doll. What can I do you for?

Luisa: I would like to buy this newspaper.

Newsvendor: Well now, you should buy this one here as well. The Tri-State Defender.

Luisa: No, thank you. I think I need only this one.

Newsvendor: Well, you know, you only need one leg to get around on if that's all you got. But it sure helps having two, now, doesn't it?

Luisa: Oh, well, uh, yes. This one too.

Newsvendor: How about some magazines?