Darcey Johnson

Darcey Johnson

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    A Series of Unfortunate Events quotes

    • Count Olaf: [produces an hourglass] When the sand runs out, the Baudelaire fortune will be mine!

      [the sand runs out]

      Count Olaf: ...I bought it online. You need to turn it over a few times.

    • Count Olaf: In all honesty I prefer long-form television to the movies. It's so much more convenient

      [looks at camera]

      Count Olaf: to consume entertainment from the comfort of your own home.