Danny Salay

Danny Salay

  • Born:
  • Height: 6' (1.83 m)
  • Extended Reading
    • Ross 2022-03-19 09:01:02

      There's no place like home.

    • Marcelle 2022-04-19 09:01:13

      Cause you are God

      Although we don't have the opportunity to receive a call from God like Jim Carrey and exchange jobs with God, we have probably all had the experience of wanting to have superpowers, or having our dreams come true. I think it's this assumption that the film makes us feel what the world would be like...

    • Melany 2022-04-23 07:01:09

      Everyone wants to be a god~~~

    • Uriah 2022-03-23 09:01:11

      Everyone is his own god

    Bruce Almighty quotes

    • Bruce: [after realizing that answering all of Buffalo's prayers is going to be a big job] I better manifest some coffee.

      [He concentrates, and there's a knock at his window. Juan Valdez is there]

      Bruce: ¡Hola! Juan Valdez!

      [he opens the window]

      Bruce: Buenos Dias!

      Bruce: ¡Buenos Dias!

      Juan Valdes: [as he pours the coffee] Disfrute un buen café

      [this means "enjoy good coffee" in Spanish]

      Bruce: Gracias, Señor.

      Juan Valdes: Adiós.

      Bruce: ¡Adiós!

      [Juan leaves with his donkey, and Bruce sits back down at his computer, and sips the coffee]

      Bruce: Ah... Now *that's* fresh, mountain grown coffee from the hills of Colombia!

    • Bruce: [from Home Video TV Spot; In living room] Organize into files.

      [File drawers fill the living room]

      Bruce: Post-Its!

      [Drawers disappear randomly as the shower of Post-Its now fills the entire house]