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[Harold is talking with a coworker, Dave, in the IRS archives]
Harold Crick: Dave, I'm being followed.
Dave: [looks around] How are you being followed? You're not moving.
Harold Crick: It's by a voice.
Dave: What?
Dave: I'm being followed by a woman's voice.
Dave: Okay. What is she saying?
Harold Crick: She... She's narrating.
Dave: Harold. You're standing at the water cooler? What is she narrating?
Harold Crick: I... I had to stop filing. Watch. Listen, listen.
Kay Eiffel: [as Harold resumes filing, Kay's voice is heard - but only to Harold] The sound the paper made against the folder had the same tone as a wave scraping against sand. And when Harold thought about it, he listened to enough waves every day to constitute what he imagined to be a deep and endless ocean...
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[to Harold during their first meeting]
Ana Pascal: Get bent, Tax Man!
[gets everyone else in the bakery to boo Harold]
Danny Rhodes
Extended Reading