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Nancy Huff: [speaking at her wedding] Well, as you all know, my youngest son, Derek, couldn't be here because of an important fishing trip. But my other son, Brennan, was going to be moving into his own place, but he was recently let go from his job at PetSmart, so he is gonna be living with us.
Brennan Huff: [raises up out of his chair] I wasn't *fired* from my job, I was laid off, but you wouldn't know the difference!
[he raises his plate]
Brennan Huff: I DIDN'T WANT SALMON! I SAID IT FOUR TIMES!
[Brennan throws his plate and walks out of the room]
Brennan Huff: This wedding is *HORSESHIT!*
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Dale Doback: [attacking Brennan after catching him messing around with his drum set] I warned you! There's *one rule* in the house, and you broke it!
[Dale and Brennan continuing fighting]
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Extended Reading
