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[In the middle of the desert]
Oscar Madison: Look instead of complaining, why don't you look around for a telephone.
Felix Ungar: What the hell makes you think there'd be a telephone anywhere out here? This is probably where they test those nuclear bombs.
Oscar Madison: Well they would have to call somebody to find out if they went off wouldn't they?
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Sheriff: So the man is dead, and you have his wallet, riding in an antique car that's worth over $150,000. How do you think this looks?
Oscar Madison: To you it looks terrible. My mother, she wouldn't be all that upset.
Daniel Zacapa
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