Daniel Schweiger

Daniel Schweiger

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    John Dies at the End quotes

    • Dave: [into to phone] Who is this?

      John: [on the phone] It's John. Can you hear me?

      Dave: [whispering] I can hear you and I can see you. You're sitting right here next to me.

      John: Well then, just talk to me in person then. Oh wait, do I look injured in any way?

      Dave: What?

      John: Shh. I'm sorry, I gotta go. Say hello to me...

      John: [across the table] Was that me?

    • Dave: What do you think it's like, Father?

      Father Shellnut: What's what like?

      Dave: Being crazy, mentally ill.

      Father Shellnut: Well, they never know they're ill, do they? I mean, you can't diagnose yourself with the same organ that has the disease, just like you can't see your own eyeball. I suppose you just feel regular, and the rest of the world seems to go crazy around you.