Daniel Handler

Daniel Handler

  • Born: 1970-2-28
  • Height:
  • Extended Reading

    A Series of Unfortunate Events quotes

    • Violet Baudelaire: Why do you hate us so much?

      Count Olaf: Because it's fun!

    • Count Olaf: [produces an hourglass] When the sand runs out, the Baudelaire fortune will be mine!

      [the sand runs out]

      Count Olaf: ...I bought it online. You need to turn it over a few times.