Daniel Barrera

Phil Weston: Hi, I'm Phil Weston and this is my son, Sam. I'm new to coffee... I was wondering if you could mix half of the regular version with half of the decaffinated version?

Beantown Employees: [to coworker, annoyed] Half-caff...

Beantown Customers: Right, Half-caff.

Phil Weston: A Half-caff!

[to Sam]

Phil Weston: We're gonna have a Half-caff.

Sam Weston: [to customer] We're gonna have a Half-caff.

Beantown Customers: [annoyed] Yay.

Beantown Employees: Half-caff.

Phil Weston: Thanks.

[takes a sip, it's way too hot and he drops the coffee]

Phil Weston: Yowww! Mother of Pearl!

Beantown Employees: [more pissed now] You shoulda waited for the jacket.

Phil Weston: Right... I just got too eager. Uh...

Beantown Employees: [to coworker] 'nother Half-caff!

Beantown Customers: [more pissed] Right, 'nother Half-caff!

Phil Weston: Are you a robot-woman? Are you a robot?

Barbara Weston: I am not a robot!