Dan Gordon

Dan Gordon

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    Two and a Half Men quotes

    • Charlie: [to Jake] It's not that I don't care what you want. It's just that you're a kid. What you want doesn't matter.

      [Jake looks at him with disdain]

      Charlie: Wow, I *do* suck.

    • Charlie: [repeated line, when someone says something dumb] Hellouu?