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Leyla: [to her mother] I'm gay!
Sam: [enters] I'm home!
[pauses]
Sam: What did I miss?
Leyla: I'm gay.
Sam: But I've only been gone two hours!
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[Yasmin comes downstairs in an "I Can't Think Straight" t-shirt]
Yasmin: [to her concerned father, regarding her mother] Don't worry, she won't get it.
Maya: Get what?
Yasmin: Nothing.
Dan Balcaban
Extended Reading