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Melanie: [to the three women who Connor broke up with on a conference call] Don't be sad, you whiny bitches.
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Connor Mead: I want to ask you something, when did casual sex become a crime?
Vonda Volkom: [laughs]
Connor Mead: Really? I mean, now a days being a single means, what? You've lost your way? That something is missing? Never mind that every night I swim in a lake of sex, and they fall asleep in each others arms, spooning.
Vonda Volkom: Connor, spooning is nice.
Connor Mead: Yeah, not as nice as forking.
Cynthia Kirchner
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Ghosts of Girlfriends Past quotes
