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Bliss Cavendar: [helping Pash to the toilet] Come on, let's get this out.
Pash: [belches low] It's cool. I swallowed it.
Bliss Cavendar: Come on, just stick your fingers down your throat. You'll feel better.
Pash: No! You stick your fingers down YOUR throat.
Bliss Cavendar: ...Pash... you ever thought... about your parents making love... your dad's naked body...
Pash: ...WHAT?
Bliss Cavendar: His balls jiggling... sweaty?
Pash: nnoo!
[throws up, heaving]
Pash: [whimpers] That's not fair!
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[Bliss is waiting on a table occupied by Corbi, Colby and their friends]
Colby: What's the name of that thing that if I eat it real fast, it's free?
Bliss Cavendar: That's the Squealer. You have to eat it in three minutes or less.
Colby: [ponders briefly] Yeah. You bring me a Squealer. And I don't mean Corbi.
[Colby laughs and grabs Corbi in a groping hug, and Corbi mock-squeals loudly]
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