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Count Olaf: [disguised as Sailor Sham, a peg-legged sailor] Sure, I get the good parking spots, but who could love a man with one leg and a face like a hen's arse?
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The Detective: [to Violet] Little girl, the big cage door is open. No snake. Dead guy. You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking, "Who woke me up at nine in the morning for this?"
Crystal Rivers
Crystal Rivers is an actor, with representative works such as "Grave Raider" and "Hypnosis".
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A Series of Unfortunate Events quotes
