Cristina Dohmen

[Eggsy leaves the Kingsman tailor shop when he is confronted by a hooded figure]

Charlie: Eggy. You mind if I share your cab?

[the hooded figure reveals himself to be Charlie]

Eggsy: Charlie?

[as Eggsy approaches him, Charlie pulls out a gun]

Charlie: It's ironic, isn't it? You look like a gentleman, I look like a pleb. If I was you, I'd unlock your cab.

[a group of Jaguar SUVs approach them slowly as Charlie has Eggsy enter the Kingsman taxi. Just when Eggsy unlocks the door, he shoves Charlie in the cab before signaling his driver to leave the premises]

Eggsy: Pete, get us out of here!

[Eggsy destroys the thugs chasing him at Hyde Park]

Merlin: No time to relax. Police are right behind you. You have 30 seconds before they reach your position. Go directly to Rendezvous Swan.

[Eggsy stops the cab by the lake]

Eggsy: Merlin, you do realize I haven't even got a windscreen right now?

Merlin: I seem to remember in your training you were rather good at holding your breath.

[as police close in on him, Eggsy drives the cab into the lake and holds his breath before transforming it into a submarine. He reaches the secret entrance, gasping for breath as water is drained from the entrance]

Merlin: It wasn't a revenge mission. Charlie could've just killed you immediately. Not boasting, but I trained him well enough that even he wouldn't mess that up.

Eggsy: Merlin, I'm sorry, we're gonna have to do the debrief tomorrow. I've got to get to a dinner tonight and if I miss it, let's just say Charlie might as well have killed me.

Merlin: Well, if you can't wait for the police to clear the park, there's another way out in the corner.

[through Eggsy's glasses, Merlin points at the manhole in front of the cab. Eggsy opens the manhole and gags at the sight and smell of raw sewage]

Eggsy: [coughs] Fuck!

Merlin: How important is that dinner?

Eggsy: [sighs] Let me show you.

[Eggsy jumps into the sewer]