Conway Solomon

Jodi Kreyman: [stream of consciousness] "Kimmy Stitcher." Travel enthusiast. Future real estate agent, or some other occupation that involves her face on a bench. And one of my OTs... original tormentors since childhood.

Jack Dunkleman: [competitively] So, let's say that you and Stig date, okay? You, uh, fall in love, stick together through college, down the line you get married, have a baby. And the combined strength of your tall gene and his tall gene creates a zygote in your belly the size of an above-average sized watermelon. Okay? So that would mean that that puppy's coming out Cesarean; through the side door. Do you really wanna go through the rest your life with a big old scar on that beautiful torso of yours. 'Cause, you know, it's what you're asking for.