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Jeromy 2022-10-11 19:12:43
Epilepsy Inspiration or Weirdness
I always think it's the weather in the UK that makes the UK have such a weird humour, pay attention, it's weird and not weird, weird that people can't understand and can never find the reason for, weird that no brain can produce . This kind of weirdness is like the inspiration that comes from...
Connie Booth
And Now for Something Completely Different quotes
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Restaurant patron #1: Lucky I didn't tell them about the dirty knife.
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Worker 1: [man falls past window] Did you see that?
Worker 2: Hmm?
Worker 1: Somebody just went past that window, downwards!
Worker 2: Oh.
Worker 1: [imitating Worker 2] Oh!
[another man falls]
Worker 1: Another one!
Worker 2: Hmm?
Worker 1: Two people have just fallen past that window!
Worker 2: Oh.
Worker 1: Look, two people
[another man falls]
Worker 1: , three people have just fallen past that window!
Worker 2: Must be a board meeting.
Worker 1: Oh, yeah.
[another man falls]
Worker 1: That was Wilkins, of finance.
Worker 2: No, that was Robertson.
Worker 1: Wilkins!
Worker 2: It was Robertson!
Worker 1: [another man falls] That was Wilkins.
Worker 2: Oh, yeah.
Worker 1: Be Parkinson next.
Worker 2: I bet you it won't.
Worker 1: How much? How much do you bet it won't? Fiver? Right. Done. You're on. Parkinson next. Come on, Parky!
Worker 2: Don't be silly, Parky.
Worker 1: Come on, Parkinson!
Worker 2: Don't be stupid, man!
Worker 1: Come on, man, jump!
Voice: [reading a letter] Dear sir, I would like to complain about that last scene about people falling off tall buildings. I myself have worked all my life in such a building,
[resumes writing]
Voice: and... have... never... once... AAHHHH!
[he falls off]
