Cole Carson

Adam: Don't fuck around, Lou. Let's go!

Lou: I'm good here, man. I had a good day! I beat the shit out of that guy, finally! I fucked your sister!

Adam: If you're gonna stay, I'm gonna stay!

Lou: You'd really do that for me?

Adam: We're best friends! If you're staying, I'm staying! Your bullshit's my bullshit, right?

Lou: I'm your best friend?

Adam: You are *one* of my best friends.

Lou: I'll take that!