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Bryce: The guy who owned this place got hit with 44 counts of racketeering and money laundering. Our firm represented him. This is how he floated the bill.
Jared: You gotta be kidding me.
Bryce: Boat problem? No problem. Boat and skis come with the crib.
Jared: We get the boat?
Bryce: You know how Daddy does it.
Jared: We get the boat?
Bryce: We get the boat.
Jared: We get the boat! We get the boat!
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Sam: [Sam arrives at Jared's boat that he's trying to repair] Hey.
Jared: Hey.
Sam: Smells good over there.
Jared: What?
Sam: Smells good in there.
Jared: Yeah, that's my famous chili and corn bread.
[pause]
Jared: What?
Sam: Last time you made your chili and corn bread your ex-girlfriend was on the island. Then, the time before that, you brought home a pregnant, flea-infested, three-legged dog.
Jared: Last time a storm came trough here, like that last one, Kam Jackson. You remember Kam Jackson? Found that golden cross, remember, on the north side of the island? That hurricane that just came trough here moved so much sand, who knows how many shipwrecks it uncovered?
Sam: So this is where your, uh, chili comes in?
Jared: No, I'm just saying I should be out there prospecting.
Sam: Quit your job?
Jared: No, I was fired, but it's all part of the plan. I'm just gonna get this thing going, get the boat shaped up, make a big find, and we'll live the rest of our lives on our own clock.
Sam: I thought we already were.
Jared: Yeah, but we'll be rich.
[he trips through a hole in the floor]
Sam: You okay? Here, let me see.
Jared: I'm all right.
Sam: Honey...
Jared: Stinking boat.
Sam: You know I'd live on this broken boat with you, right?
Jared: I love it when you say stuff like that.
[they end up kissing on the floor]
Clifford McIntosh
Extended Reading
