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Melodie St. Ann Celestine: All I know is that nothing moves faster than the speed of light, so you may as well relax.
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Boris Yellnikoff: Can you believe this cracker, this red state Neanderthal, this mindless zombie of the National Rifle Association?
John: My shrink says that the guns were all a manifestation of my sexual inadequacy.
Boris Yellnikoff: Yeah, if it wasn't for sexual inadequacy the National Rifle Association would go broke!
Clifford Lee Dickson
Extended Reading