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Ashley Albright: [to Maggie] Oh... I never noticed. Is your cat all black?
Maggie: Yeah. Why?
Ashley Albright: Just curious. Well this is nice. We'll have fun. Everything's gonna be... Oh, my god.
Dana: What?
Ashley Albright: I have a zit. I have a zit. Girls, I have a zit!
[Ashley's hair gets caught in the hair dryer and she smashes the bathroom window]
Dana: Ash, are you okay in there?
Ashley Albright: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Dana: Ashley? Ash!
[Ashley causes the lights in the entire building to blackout]
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Madame Z: Look, did anything unusual happen at that party?
Ashley Albright: Oh... Well besides the fact that I tore my dress, nearly choked to death, and the felony charges... no.
Madame Z: Yikes! How about before that?
Ashley Albright: Well, I mean, I kissed a cute guy, but... that's hardly unusual. Wait a second. You said I could lose it to someone else, right? So does that mean he took my luck from me?
Madame Z: Maybe he needed it more than you.
Ashley Albright: So he stole it? That little whack-kissing bandit! No, that is just my luck, okay? And you're going to help me and tell me how to get it back.
Madame Z: Me? Well, let's see. Uh... If he took it from you with a kiss... Then it stands to reason...
Ashley Albright: What?
Christopher Ware
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