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Barry: [shouting as he sticks his head through from the boot of the car] Alright Omar! I'm letting you go to Pakistan! My unit, stays here! But my unit's the main unit!
Omar: Barry, shut up, mate! 'Cause I tell ya, your little brain cell might go off now and again, but if you hands even go to move, if you try to set up the Islamic State of Tinsley again, going to university lectures, opening your big mouth, buying some more silver nitrate from Amazon... I'm gonna rip your plugs out!
Barry: Not if you're not here, you won't!
[Waj shoves Barry's head back through into the boot of the car]
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Barry: [car breaks down] Fuck, Fuck, fuck it!
Omar: Did you fix this then, Barry?
Barry: Yes, I fixed it!
Omar: Did ya?
Barry: It's the parts... they're Jewish.
Omar: What parts in a car are Jewish?
[pause]
Omar: Hmm?
Fessal: Spark plugs.
Barry: Spark plugs! Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic.
Christopher Morris
Christopher Morris, born on September 5, 1965 in England Bristol , England , United Kingdom
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Early Experience
Christopher Morris was born on September 5, 1965 in Bristol, England, and grew up in Cambridgeshire in the east . In his early years, he studied at Stonyhurst College, a Catholic boarding school in Lancashire , England , and later majored in animal ecology at Bristol University . He has a brother Tom Morris who is also Director and producer .
Performing Experience
Christopher Morris, a screenwriter , Director , and producer , has served as a front-office host and is also a satirist. He is best known for his satirical TV shows "Bronze Eye" and The Day Today ( Director ), as well as his frequent involvement in controversial subjects.
In 2006, he appeared in the British sitcom " It Mad Men " on BBC4 , playing the role of Denholm Reynholm, the president of a big company with weird personality.
In 2010, Morris directed his first feature-length work " Four Lions ", using black humor to satirize current affairs. After the film was released, it gained a good reputation and achieved satisfactory box office results.
Personal Life
Christopher Morris spouse
Joe Anwen (2 children)
Christopher Morris trivia
1. Despite being called a "media terrorist", Chris is actually one of the shyest people in a comedy and almost never accepts a cover . In the only show he showed up with a studio audience, "Know Me, Know You and Alan Partridge," co-star Steve asked him if he had anything to say to the audience. He said no, and quickly went backstage.
2. During Chris Morris's broadcasting career, he is believed to have filled the newscaster's seat with Helium . When introducing a piece of news about the train collision, he said: "Tell me your favorite joke" and carried out continuous reports on serious news reports, each time leading to dismissal.
3. At the end of the "Bronze Eye" (1997) series, he posted his obituary on " The Guardian ". The last sentence is: "After his brilliant student career at Bristol , he engaged in many different broadcasting careers until his later years were exhausted by consumption." A good friend, we will miss him very much. "
Christopher Morris Quotes
1. If a terrorist organization wants to destroy the British moral compass, all they have to do is to kill 100 celebrities at random. The whole country will have an instant mental breakdown.
2. Stress is a disease, and I am the antidote.
3. Thank God for letting us have "Gladiator Wolf"...
4. I am Christopher Morris, you are not!
5. Physicists say that elliptical planets prove that time is yellow.
6. If your grandmother is sick, will you work harder to insult her?
7. Would it be better if the greatest scientists of this century were all born in flies?
8. I need a vet, what about the tortoise?
Extended Reading
