Christopher Mikael

Donny: Your mother was a math teacher and I was pretty much a whiz kid myself.

Todd: The ability to make a bong out of a Taco Bell cup does not make you a whiz kid, Donny.

Bridesmaid: So you actually knew Todd's father?

Donny: Of course I knew the guy. He was handsome, he had fuckin' great hair, uh, a Jedi with the chicks. Went down on girls for a wicked long time 'cause he was a giver and he wanted to see others be happy.

Helen: Oh, I wish I could have met him.