Christopher Massey

Christopher Massey

  • Born: 1990-1-26
  • Height: 5' 9½" (1.77 m)
  • Extended Reading

    Mary and Max quotes

    • Max Jerry Horovitz: Butts are bad because they wash out to sea, and fish smoke them and become nicotine-dependent. I am just joking, because of course it is impossible for a cigarette to remain lit underwater. Also, fish do not have pockets to keep cigarette lighters in.

    • Max Jerry Horovitz: [to Mary] Have you ever been a communist? Have you ever been attacked by a crow or similar large bird?