Christopher Fitzgerald

Christopher Fitzgerald

  • Born: 1972-11-26
  • Height: 5' 5" (1.65 m)
  • Extended Reading
    • Ebony 2022-01-24 08:01:17

      Astronomical telescope and love in the starry night

      Bright narrative, fresh style. Cool colors, flashbacks of thought fragments, emotional soundtracks, and the rhythm of the interval are just right. The skilled cult film skills have been successfully transplanted into the soft love movies one by one.

      Looking at the credits, this is still director...

    • Khalil 2022-01-24 08:01:17

      a single skip for joy.

      Life IS know the What by You?

      Life IS ... A Horrible Little giggle in at The Midst of Death A Forced March towards Hell.

      No, IT IS not.

      An interminable Wail of grief?
      No.Life IS A SINGLE Skip for Joy.

       

      Life It is a

       

      very profound sentence that has passed by with joy , but it is also an elusive...r

    • Faustino 2022-04-20 09:02:26

      The hero is not handsome at all

    • Willis 2022-03-17 09:01:08

      The actor is pretty cute, okay, I admit it’s just because of his hairstyle

    Dedication quotes

    • Henry: [handed piece of paper by Rudy] Who's this?

      Rudy Holt: Uh, red suit, fat ass, best friend's a reindeer. Bones Mrs. Claus

      Henry: [laughs] What's happening here?

      Rudy Holt: Santa's sleigh, runs over Marty's tail, Marty jumps up, bites him in the crotch. Gives Santa the clap.

    • Henry: Okay, uh, before we can, uh... work effectively with one another, I think we should be comfortable. So, ten minutes, okay? Then - then work. Okay? Go. Okay, I'll start. Uh, I hate my mother. I hate my goddamn dead father more. Rudy was the only friend I ever had. I had a girlfriend once who I used to like to masturbate to more than have sex with. Carrots and snakes frighten me. Umm... I'm superstitious about the numbers...

      [holds up three fingers, then six fingers, then seven fingers, crosses himself, blows into his fist, and makes a motion as if to throw the breath away]

      Henry: I can only stir things counterclockwise, and I know that if I don't, something bad will happen. I take size eleven-and-a-half shoe. I don't have a favourite book. Umm... Oh... What's crucial? Oh, I don't drive or ride in cars. Statistically speaking, you have a 100% chance of being in an accident in your lifetime. They're death boxes. I give to Amnesty International on the off chance I'm ever imprisoned and tortured for my political beliefs. Paradoxically, I have no political beliefs. Umm... life is pain. Black kids are cuter than white ones. What's important? Uh... I didn't mean it when I compared you to our waitress. I was only trying to hurt you. I could've been meaner about your looks, and what I would've said would have made you cry. Umm... I have a towel I can't throw out 'cause it may have feelings. When I ejaculate, I go into deep depressions. Though by any standard you're a nice person, I deeply resent having to work with you. I love Japanese monster movies. Gamera, specifically.

      Lucy: Gamera movies?