Chris von Hoffmann

Chris von Hoffmann

  • Born: 1987-12-4
  • Height: 5' 5" (1.65 m)
  • Extended Reading

    The Switch quotes

    • Wally Mars: So that we're clear, she did not put me in the friend zone. We put each other in the friend zone. It was a mutual placement. You know that.

      Leonard: Let's be honest with ourselves, you had your window with Kassie and you went all Wally on her and you doomed it.

      Wally Mars: What is that even supposed to mean?

      Leonard: You shared too much too soon. Quickest way to kill a romance. You gotta hide the crazy, at least through the appetizers.

      Wally Mars: I see. So just so that I'm clear, which one of your three failed marriages taught you that lesson?

      Leonard: All three, and they're special in various ways.

    • [last lines]

      Wally Mars: Every once in a while, out of all the randomness, something unexpected happens that pushes us all forward. And the truth is, what I'm struggling to think, and what I'm struggling to feel, is that maybe the human race isn't a race at all.