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Queen Elizabeth: [message on answering machine] Charles... It's the Queen. So here's the deal, fuck nut. Stupid fuck slut. You're embarassing your country. Win and I'll make you a knight. I'm totally allowed to. I did it to that bald guy from Star Trek as a joke. Don't let us down anymore. Ok? Stupid fuck slut. I've been drinking...
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Lily: I really did love them both. Charles was so dim... and Aaron was so bad at getting erect.
Chris Romano
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