Ch'Lu

Bridget: Are you staying at your parents for New Years?

Mark Darcy: Yes. You?

Bridget: Ah, no. Was at a party in London last night, I'm afraid I'm a bit hungover.

[nervous laugh]

Bridget: Wish I could be home with my head in a toilet like all normal people...

[pause]

Bridget: ...ah! New Year's Resolution: drink less... and quit smoking... and quit talking total nonsense to strangers... actually, quit talking, full stop.

[awkward silence]

Mark Darcy: Yes. Well. Perhaps it's time to eat.

Pam Jones: [as demonstrator at shopping mall] Yes... Now how many of you "have it oeuf"... have it oeuf... it's French... All you do is put the egg in here like this... and... up, down, up, down...

[demonstrating]

Pam Jones: ...and voila! Ooh, mind the over-spray, dear.