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Leda 2022-05-24 17:18:54
What shall I dress on ur wedding, my dear honey?
He invited me to attend a friend's wedding banquet with him. Because he is G, he has no girlfriend. Because I was his best girlfriend, I said yes. He said see you at three o'clock in the afternoon. I will go to IKEA to see what gifts to buy. I said yes. Then dawdle at home what to wear. Um, Tee is...
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Dedric 2022-05-24 15:55:10
UNFORGETTABLE
I have a friend, a boyhood friend. She is very beautiful, she is the first girl I know to smoke. She was the first girl in that class to talk to me "Hey are you XXX's friend?" "Ah yes, you know him too" In the corridor, the conversation started like this. We were glued together for many years. Our...
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