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Dallin 2022-10-21 17:52:49
new rocket man
060407. This film was an introduction I accidentally saw on a TV show when I was in college, so I fell in love with it immediately. After searching for many years, I finally found it on BT. After watching it, it really lived up to my expectations. A very interesting commercial, with some very...
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Tamara 2022-10-21 20:47:24
Mars...when are we going to go back and say that
The first thing humans said after landing on Mars was "I didn't do it".
It's so funny, almost 10 years later, I still clearly remember the funny situation when I first watched this film this summer.
At 22:00 on July 11, 2003, CCTV-6 was broadcast, when SARS had not completely passed. 2003 was a...
Charlotte Biggs
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[as a young boy, Fred Randall is looking at the stars from what appears to be a spaceship window]
Young Fred: Gemini, this is Houston. Do you copy?
[imitates radio static]
Young Fred: Roger that, Houston. This is Captain Fred Randall.
[imitates radio static]
Young Fred: Houston, the earth looks beautiful. It's like a giant blueberry.
[imitates radio static]
Young Fred: Roger that, Houston. We are set to fire retrorockets.
[imitates radio static]
Young Fred: That's a go, Gemini. Retrofire ignition in T-minus six and counting. Five, four, three, two, one! Ignition!
[it's revealed that young Fred is actually in a dryer and it has just been turned on]
Young Fred: [spinning around in the dryer] Houston, we have a problem. We have a problem! Mission Control, the gyro is out! The gyro is out! Houston, we have a problem! We have a problem! I want my mommy! I want my mommy!
[Fred's mother returns to turn off the dryer]
Young Fred: Uh-oh.
Mrs. Randall: Fred Z. Randall, what are you doing?
Young Fred: I come in peace!
Mrs. Randall: Look, George, it's our little moon man.
Mr. Randall: [steps into the room] Sweet pickled pineapples! Why can't he play football, like the rest of the kids?
Mrs. Randall: Oh, George!
[as the parents leave, young Fred looks up at the stars wistfully]
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[after another failed Mars landing blamed on a computer glitch]
Paul Wick: GET ME THE NAME OF THE GUY THAT WROTE THIS SOFTWARE!
