Charlie Robinson

[after introducing some friends to Stan and Oliver's wives]

Bernard Delfont: Two double acts for the price of one.

[Stan and Oliver have reached the top of the station staircase. Stan has one large trunk in one hand]

Oliver Hardy: What time's our train?

Stan Laurel: 8.05.

Oliver Hardy: What time is it now?

Stan Laurel: Hold this.

[Ollie takes a small suitcase that Stan was holding in his other hand. The trunk slides all the way to the bottom of the staircase]

Oliver Hardy: Do we really need that trunk?