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[the Monstars arrive at the gym]
Monstar Bupkus: I'm here!
Monstar Blanko: Me too.
[he hits his head on a backboard, then puts his hands over most of his face]
Monstar Blanko: That hurt!
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Bugs Bunny: You wanna play a little one on one, doll?
Lola Bunny: [angrily, with fire in her eyes] Doll?
Bugs Bunny: [with hearts over his head] Uh huh.
Lola Bunny: On the court, *Bugs*.
Bugs Bunny: Sure.
Tweety Bird: Ooo, she's hot.
[Tweety touches his rear and steam appears with a hissing sound]
Lola Bunny: [starts dribbling] Ready?
Bugs Bunny: Yes.
[Lola gets past Bugs]
Bugs Bunny: I got it, I got it!
[Lola spins around him, he winds up into a knot and she makes a basket]
Michael Jordan: The girl's got skills.
Bugs Bunny: [Lola comes over to him seductively] Yes?
Lola Bunny: Don't ever call me "doll".
[Lola blows her ears out of her face]
Bugs Bunny: Check.
Lola Bunny: [as she is leaving] Nice playin' with ya.
Michael Jordan: Very smooth.
Bugs Bunny: Ahh, she's obviously nuts about me.
Michael Jordan: Obviously.
Charity James
Extended Reading
