Chad Villella

Chad Villella

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    • Tobin 2021-12-25 08:01:44

      It’s so uncomfortable...A collection of 5 stories, the Asian horror film model has finally passed~ but watching the plot alone is not bad, it is quite innovative~ the effect is also good~ it doesn't hurt to look at it.

    • Alysha 2022-03-26 09:01:09

      Shaking to the point of vomit seriously affected the six short films of the worst pseudo-documentary in one afternoon. Shaking for a full two hours!

    V/H/S quotes

    • [first lines]

      Rox: Back up. Back up, back up. Turn around, turn around.

      Gary: Oh, yeah.

      [the men wearing masks drive by a couple walking, then the men get out of their vehicle to confront the couple]

      Brad: [the cameraman tells the other assailiant] Show her tits! Ha ha ha! Whoo!

      [the cameraman notices the boyfriend of the girl charge after them]

      Brad: Oh, shit! Run, run, run! Go, go go!

      Gary: [the camera cuts to the footage afterwards of the men destroying a building] It's cool, huh?

      Fifth Thug: Hell, yeah!

    • [Clint puts on the video glasses for the first time with his friends Shane and Patrick]

      Shane: Oh, perfect fit!

      Patrick: Gimme! Gimme one of these!

      Shane: It's perfect! N-I-I-I-C-E!

      Clint: What?

      Shane: That shit is so quad. You can't even fuckin' tell!

      Shane: [Shane and Patrick walk Clint to look at himself in the mirror] Oh, my god! Look at him, huh? Hey, dude, check it out, check it out. You like these glasses, right?

      Clint: Yeah.

      Shane: These are not just any glasses, my friend.

      Clint: They're dork glasses.

      Shane: These are video glasses, bitch! There's a camera in that shit!

      Patrick: There's a fuckin' mic in that shit!

      Shane: Yeah! Yeah! Dude, Look at 'em! You can't see it! It's awesome!

      Clint: Where can you get em'?

      Patrick: Internet, like...

      [Patrick continues to laugh all over]

      Shane: Oh, it's so good! I can't even...

      Clint: Am I just, like, a spy now?

      Shane: Yeah, superspy, man... super ass-and-titty spy. Yeah, tonight, I'm telling you.

      Clint: I get it. I know what you want to do.

      Patrick: [Patrick laughs and yells out] Yeah, you do! Oh, come on, turn it on! Man! Let's do this! Come on.