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Liz: Joshua, want to have a little "look at yourself" moment?
Josh Greenberg: No. No.
Liz: Do you go to the gym?
Josh Greenberg: No.
Liz: Do you have a job?
Josh Greenberg: I-I-I... I'm a temp.
Liz: Okay. Well, how does that sound to a lady?
Josh Greenberg: If she's a temp, she'll like it.
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Josh Greenberg: What happened?
Bartender: I slipped on your dick, then it flew in the air and I landed on my back and I guess my mouth was open because it fell right in my mouth! And then I spat it out and well, long story short... it's in the toilet.
Josh Greenberg: It's in the toilet...? Oh man, can you please fish it out for me?
Cecily Strong
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