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Maya Blart: [reading a dating website] Okay, next question. "Tell me about yourself."
Paul Blart: Let's see. I know a lot about sharks.
Mom: Let me stop you right there.
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[sees Leon hanging by a rope, being pulled up into the air ducts]
Veck Sims: I wish I had a bat. I would bust you open, see how much candy fell out.
Carl Randall
Extended Reading