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Leo: It's not my fault your grandpa is playing backgammon with Hitler.
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Ira Wright: I'm going up at the Comedy & Magic Club doing stand-up. You should come watch me.
Deli Manager: Don't let him suck you in. He's not funny.
Chuck: Nah, he's right man. No way, man. That shit was painful. I mean, it was hard watching you suffer up there. I had fucking nightmares after that.
Ira Wright: That was a long time ago. That was months ago. I've gotten a lot funnier since then.
Chuck: Then you bored my wife to sleep. I couldn't get no pussy that night, man.
Ira Wright: Don't blame me for your pussy issues.
Carl Marino
Extended Reading
