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Officer Stevens: [to Zach] Do you have any idea what the penalty is for filing a false police report?
Officer Brooks: Three years!
Officer Stevens: Yeah, close. It... actually, it's a written warning.
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R.L. Stine: What are you doing here? Go home!
Zach Cooper: No! No, no. Not until you explain what's going on.
R.L. Stine: No, no, no. I can't explain it!
Zach Cooper: We were almost eaten by Frosty the Snowman, which should be impossible, by the way. So try.
R.L. Stine: Okay, look! Where do I begin? When I was younger, I suffered from terrible allergies that kept me indoors. And all the kids threw rocks at my window and called me names. So I created my own friends. Monsters, demons, ghouls to terrorize my neighbourhood and all the kids that made fun of me. And they became real to me. And then one day... they actually... became... real. My monsters literally leapt off the page. As long as the books remain locked, we're safe, but when they open, well, you've just seen what happens.
Champ: I'm allergic to dust mites.
R.L. Stine: What's your point?
Champ: I'm just saying, I have allergies too, so I understand.
Brayden Patterson
Extended Reading
