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Priestly: [Jen's computer chimes] Oh, look! fuzzzy_22, right on time!
Jen: [Pushes Priestly] Shut up!
Priestly: Can't believe it, Jen. You've fallen for a cop.
Tish: Why do you think he's a cop?
Priestly: Uh, 'fuzz'? What else could it be?
Tish: I'm thinking peach fuzz, since he's probably like, 12 or something.
Priestly: Or maybe he's got a really hairy back.
Tish: Ugh!
Piper: Maybe he's a peach farmer in Georgia.
Lucille: Oh, Jen, you don't wanna move to Georgia!
Jen: I'm not moving anywhere.
Tish: I bet the '22' means he's a gun freak.
Piper: Could just be his age, you know.
Tish: Or, it could be the number of years left until his parole hearing.
Priestly: Yeah, or maybe the last 22 years have been really like, fuzzy for him.
Jen: I like that one!
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Tish: [Two hot guys walk in. Tish pushes Piper away] I got this one. What can I do for you two?
Tadd: We phoned it in. Two spicy Italian subs.
Tish: How big?
Tadd: Ten inches.
Tish: Total?
Tadd: Each, of course.
Tish: [sighs, slides them their subs] I'm Tish.
[the boys pay and leave]
Brandon Barash
Extended Reading
