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Lance: Dude, what the fuck?
Ian: I don't want her along.
Lance: Oh, really? You don't want to bring Yoko on your sex trip? Yeah, no shit. She's always cock-blocking you.
Ian: No, she isn't. She doesn't even have a...
Lance: Okay, twat blocking. Professor.
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Lance: I can't believe I'm banging an Amish chick. I mean, seriously, what are the odds?
Brad Wilhite
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