Bootie Chewning

Bootie Chewning

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    • Isac 2022-04-24 07:01:05

      Noah's Ark is so simple, dear!

    • Jesse 2022-04-23 07:01:48

      Anticlimactic! instant tablets

    Evan Almighty quotes

    • [Joan has taken the kids to a diner, and The Daily Show with Jon Stewart is showing on the TV]

      Jon Stewart: He's filling the Ark with two of every kind of animal. Still to be collected: two giraffes, two elephants... and one more jackass.

    • Evan Baxter: Get on the Ark! Everyone on the Ark, now!

      Marty: I think we should get on the Ark.

      Eugene: I agree. I think we should get on the Ark, also.

      Rita: I'm cold, I'm wet, I'm going home.

      [the dam breaks and a wall of water comes at them]

      Rita: Ladies first! Move!