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Marc: If I ever became not your friend anymore, would you rob me?
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Nicki: Oh my God, Jude Law totally keeps texting me. I'll probably meet him later.
Chloe: Yeah, I bet you're really gonna hesitate on that one.
Nicki: Bitch, you're just jealous.
Chloe: Suck my dick.
Sam: Dude, you did text him like fifty times.
Nicki: I did not!
Sam: Yeah, you did.
Nicki: Why are you being such a bitch?
Sam: Oh, get over it.
Chloe: That's funny as fuck.
Sam: So emotional lately.
Bobby Ashhurst
Extended Reading
