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Jack Merridew: Whats this dumbshit I hear about a monster? We're gonna have to send you back to kindergarten!
Larry: I'm serious.
Jack Merridew: Ok what kind of monster? Did it have fur and poison fangs, or long slimy tentacles?
Larry: It growled and it came out of me and it's mouth, it was wet.
Luke: Maybe it was a bear.
Roger: Sounds more like a reptile.
Jack Merridew: Sounds more like bullshit.
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Jack Merridew: Rodge, you okay, man? That was some jump.
Roger: I got him. Right up his ass.
Sam, Twin #1, Eric, Twin #2, Pablo, Andy: Up the ass!
Will: Come on, cut it out!
Ralph: Stop it!
Will: You dorks, it hurt!
Sam, Twin #1: I know it hurt.
Bob Peck
Extended Reading
