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Grimm: When you say "near" the airport...
Bus Driver: .48 miles.
Grimm: Alright. When do we get there?
Bus Driver: 22:30 hours.
Grimm: When is that? In human time.
Bus Driver: 10:30.
Grimm: 10:30. Say you had to walk it...
Bus Driver: With that injured individual?
Grimm: Yes.
Bus Driver: I can't give you a precise figure on that.
Grimm: Come on! Make a guess.
Bus Driver: 21 minutes.
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Chief Rotzinger: What's your name pal, what should I call ya?
Grimm: Well, I've always liked the name chip. Would you call me chip?
Chief Rotzinger: Alright. What was that shooting just now, Chip?
Grimm: Oh wait! Call me skip.
Chief Rotzinger: Okay, Skip, what was that shooting?
Grimm: The cameras, I was shooting the cameras. They were looking at me. Quit looking at me!
Grimm: [shoots the camera]
Bob Elliott
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