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Dana: Ok, so what is so important that you needed to come and interrupt church?
Nathan: I don't really get why you are so mad at me right now.
Dana: Because you don't respect me. This is all just a big joke to you.
Nathan: You know what, you're right. Because this is just another phase for you. Just like your little stint on Yearbook. You stuck with that for, what, two weeks, before you got bored with me.
Dana: Why is it so hard for you to believe I want to wait until marriage.
Nathan: Because you slept with Doug Wheeler and Scott Thompson on the same night.
Dana: That doesn't count. I was drunk.
Nathan: As soon as you get bored with this hole pledge thing, you're gonna jump right back into the saddle again. And when you get to college, don't even tell me that you won't be experimenting with a standard lesbian hook-ups, having three-ways, trying anal.
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Nate: What's up?
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