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Lube: [1:08:47] Pete O'Donnell, please.
Mr. O'Donnell: Who is this?
Lube: Mr O'Donnell, this is Marshall Lubetski. I just wanted to talk to you about what you wrote in the bible. You know, about having anal sex with Miss Johnson?
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Mr. Levenstein: [1:09:27] This is not a sex manual. It is a life manual. I've been married for 35 years, and not just because I'm this handsome dude who knows how to satisfy a woman. I've been married for 35 years because I love my wife and I respect my wife. Whether it's Amsterdam or East Great Falls it all comes down to this: If you're honest and treat a girl with respect then whatever happens is meant to happen because it's all perfectly natural. Boys, I've prepared you for this quest. And before you lies the biggest test of your lives. This book is a powerful weapon. So, use it for good, not evil.
Beth Behrs
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