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Helen Roper: Oh, why don't you go see your dentist!
Stanley Roper: What for?
Helen Roper: Because your toothache is giving me a pain.
Stanley Roper: Then you go see the dentist.
Helen Roper: The place I got a pain you don't see a dentist.
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Stanley Roper: Will you put some clothes on? My wife's here!
Helen Roper: Mind your own business, Stanley.
Stanley Roper: What if the towel slips?
Helen Roper: Mind your own business, Stanley.
Chrissy: Jack, you have some shaving cream on your face.
Jack Tripper: Oh, thank you.
Chrissy: [shouts] No, Jack!
Helen Roper: Mind your own business, Chrissy!
Barry Gordon
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