Austin Michael Scott

Austin Michael Scott

  • Born: 1985-6-25
  • Height: 6' (1.83 m)
  • Extended Reading

    The Office quotes

    • Michael Scott: [to whole office] I... declare... BANKRUPTCY!

      [Later, Michael is in his office cutting credit cards with scissors. Oscar comes in]

      Oscar Martinez: Hey, I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen.

      Michael Scott: I didn't say it, I declared it.

    • Michael Scott: Dwight, you ignorant slut!